SECRET SUPERHERO DAY is FEBRUARY 14TH 2014!!!!!!!! Angel Brynner/ AOLAB13FEB14

IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, YET SO CLOSE, 

A DAY BEFORE THE IDES OF FEBRUARY [IDES= 15TH,BTW],

SUPERHEROES OF EVERY SHAPE, SIZE AND STRANGE

SKILL-SET  WALK AMONG MORTALS UNCLOAKED, SILENTLY

SHOUTING OUT  THEIR POWERS TO A WORLD NORMALLY

UNABLE TO BEAR THE BURDEN OF THEIR GREATNESS.

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FOR SOME, THE REVEAL IS  FULL-ON: MASKS, TIGHTS, CAPES[WHIPS]-

 A BUNCH OF BALLS-TO-THE-WALL  INSANITY THAT THE NORMS

CAN ONLY HANDLE UNDER THE HALLUCINATORY HAZE OF

CHALKY CANDY HEARTS, BAD CHOCOLATE, AND SEMI-DECENT BOOZE.

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FOR OTHERS, IT IS MORE OF A TWEAK,  A STRIPTEASE OF

THE SPECTACULAR SITTING RIGHT BESIDE THE REGS, A SHIMMY,

A LIL SHOULDER, A REPOSITIONING OF SECRET IDENTITY SPECS.

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SECRET SUPERHERO DAY IS A COVERT DROPPING OF TROW

IN SEARCH OF TRIBAL NODS FROM OTHERS RIDING THE WAVES OF LIFE

AS HAPPILY D.I.Y. AND/OR BATSHIT BOLDLY AS YOU-  

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IT IS A PLATONIC WASSUP TO THE TRIBE OF HIDDEN CHAMPIONS

SCATTERED AMONGST US, ABSENTLY ENJOYING THE FREEDOM 

THAT THE ANTICS OF  THE HUDDLED MASSES QUIVERING

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF HYDROGENATED HIGH FRUCTOSE

CORN SYRUP AND BIZARRELY UNHINGED EXPECTATIONS

FOR 24HOURS A YEAR AFFORDS US…

A MAD-COW-LIKE DISEASE THAT MAKES THEM

MORE RECEPTIVE TO THIS MASS-OUTPOURING

OF HEROIC EXHIBITIONISM JUMPING OFF IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

AROUND THEM.

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BE WHO YOU ARE OFF IN THE CUT, AND KNOW THAT YOU 

ARE SUPERNATURAL TOO ON FEBRUARY 14TH, 2014.

AND WHO KNOWS? MAYBE SHOWING YOUR TRUE GREATNESS UNABASHEDLY TO THE WORLD WITH NO EXPECTATIONS WILL LEAD TO YOU FINALLY RUNING INTO THE BATSHIT CRAZY LOVE THAT’S MEANT FOR YOUR ASS AS IT IS SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE. 🙂

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HOW TO PLAY:

  1. FULL-MONTY:DRESS IT UP & HEAD OUT- AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH TO GET & POST A PIC OF YOU IN YOUR ULTIMATE SUPERSONIC REGALIA.The-Secret-Life-Of-Superheroes-Series-Part-2-8
  2. PICK YOUR HUMAN WHO WAS SUPERHUMAN ALTER-EGO AND ROCK THAT LOOK:black_panthers
  1. SLOW-SWIPE IT:IF YOU NORMALLY WEAR CONTACTS, WEAR YOUR GLASSES…AND IF ANYONE NOTICES AND ASKS QUESTIONS…GO WITH YOUR CLARK KENT EXPLANATORY ROLL.secret-identity-glasses
  2. FOR THE HARDCORE COVERTS: MAKE IT AN ART OUVRE. A MANICURE, superhero nails 2
  3. WRIST CUFFS or A WHIP FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON WHATSOEVER EXPLAINED AWAY SIMPLY AS AN ACCESSORYdeluxe_wonder_woman_cuffs_by_teenygeek-d66zndc
  4. …A SWISH OF GREEN EYESHADOW FOR THE CHANCE TO YOWL “YOU’RE MAKING ME ANGRY!!!”GREEN

…USE THE SUPERHERO STANDARDS OR, IF YOUR COSTUME IS IN THE WASH

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MAKE YOUR TRUE INNER SUPERHERO KNOWN TO THE WORLD FOR one DAY!

OH…

DON’T WORRY, JUST LIKE THE REST OF STUFF THAT JUMPS OFF ON VALENTINES DAY, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER A THING YA DID  BY MONDAY!

HAVE FUN!

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